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1. "You can't put a price tag on love. But if you could, I'd wait for it to go on sale." — Hussein Nishah2. "I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough." — Russell Brand
3. "I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." — Rita Rudner
4. "I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?" — Jean Illsley Clarke
5. "Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing." — Natasha Leggero
6. "I'm now making a Jewish porno film. 10% sex, 90% guilt." — Henny Youngman
7. "My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me." — Garry Shandling
8. "Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in." — Richard Jeni
9. "If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?" — Lily Tomlin
10. "Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner." — Jerry Seinfeld
11. "My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on." — Joan Rivers
12. "Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family." — Chelsea Handler
13. "Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there." — George Burns
14. "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." — Groucho Marx
15. "Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions." — Woody Allen
16. "If you can stay in love for more than two years, you're on something." — Fran Lebowitz
17. "Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers." — Richard Pryor
18. "There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments." — Chris Rock
19. "My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light." — Rodney Dangerfield
20. "I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself." — Johnny Carson
21. "My brother is gay and my parents don’t care, as long as he marries a doctor." — Elayne Boosler
22. "My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning." — Ray Romano
23. "I went to a meeting for premature ejactulators. I left early." — Jack Benny
24. "Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand." — Unknown
25. "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." — Billy Crystal
26. "Women love a self-confident bald man." — Larry David
27. "Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them." — Bill Maher
28. "Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe." — Jackie Mason
29. "Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you're offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone's feelings." — David Sedaris
30. "Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight." — Phyllis Diller
31. "Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery." — Erma Bombeck
galtd1Although we are miles apart, the thought and touch of you lives within my heart. It is for that reason my dear you will always feel near, even though we are thousands of miles APART!
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jacquelyncannon6I want a cute, long relationship where everyone is like damn they're still together?
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GodgiftedWe've all at some point in our life encountered that feeling of secretly liking someone, secretly having your eyes on them, secretly wishing they knew, but deep inside you were afraid of what the outcome would be. So you kept it unnoticed. Kept it hidden, locked inside, just hoping that maybe one day that moment would finally come when they would notice you!
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iamabhiThat moment where you're thinking of someone and you start laughing or smiling out of no where and when someone asks you why, all you do is smile even bigger and just say NOTHING.
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sincerelyidaI love the way you make me so happy, and the ways you show you care. I love the way you say, ''I love you'', and the way you are always there.
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OswaldSomeone has stolen my heart and you are the highest on my list of suspects
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She likes him. He likes her. Everyone knows. Except them.
Queenbeast386She likes him. He likes her. Everyone knows. Except them.
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EasyteeNo matter how far we go, our hearts will always stay closest to each other.
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Jhalli_ParoSince the time I've met you, I cry a little less, laugh a little harder and smile all the more, just because I have you, my life is a better place
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Crazy_Love_10Love is a shy smile. A sweet hello... A soft caress... Love is two hands entwined... A lingering kiss. A swelling of the heart..
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